Remember the guttural grunt that Tim from “Tool Time” on the long-running series Home Improvement would utter when he saw “guy stuff” that he liked? That famous grunt connoted approval, admiration, fascination, happiness, awe and more – in fact, the iconic grunt was even named as one of the top ten famous sounds of television, an honor including the Jeopardy game show “think” music and Charlie Brown’s “adult talk”.
The grunt, may be considered the manliest of all non-verbal expressions, and is equally found among men exposed to fireworks. Just the mere sight of a firework will cause most men to feel a quickening in the pulse and growl in the throat. The guys at AllSpark Fireworks have come up with some of the most grunt-worthy firework picks that testosterone-infused guys will go crazy over.
Roll of 4,000 Firecrackers: More is better and this mega-roll of crackers by World Class increases the fun exponentially. Firecrackers were first invented more than 1,000 years ago in China, and are still going strong today!
The Excalibur: Known as the holy grail in fireworks by many guys, this legendary pyrotechnic item feature a quality HDPE mortar tube and 24 shells that break 250 feet into the sky, over 200 feet wide. Don’t shoot your wad at one time; this is a long-lasting display with tons of special effects.
750 Shot Saturn Missile This 200 gram cake fires 750 shots of whistling rockets high into the air, one right after another – wow, that’s a lot! This long-lasting firework cake is packed to the max with noisy and flashy effects that will have a guy’s 4th of July bash hopping!
Can of Smoke: Way better than a little smoke ball, this big bad-boy canister of smoke effects lasts a whopping 3 minutes. Spewing out a hazy curtain of smoke perfect for a special effect in a summer pyrotechnic show or for a literal “smoke screen” for paintball, airsoft or other soldier inspired games.
Remember when school finally let out and that feeling of unlimited possibilities that lied ahead? The summer was like an empty journal that was just waiting for you to fill it up with exciting stories of adventure. No waking up early, no homework to turn in, no itchy scarves and mittens getting in the way of fun. You can relive your favorite memories of childhood summers with nostalgic fireworks in a variety of clever styles. Here are a few at the top of our list:
Million Lightening Bugs will have you running barefoot through the grass chasing the 300 shots of brilliant light that twist, turn and crackle in the sky like those flashy little bugs that scoot over the lawns at dusk. This 200-gram cake, made by Black Cat, makes a fun addition to your summer-time show or as a stand-alone firework.
The Roller Coaster Fountain is another memorable firework that will make your heart thump a little faster and your knees buckle with excitement. Buckle up, this 200-gram fountain is a wild ride with candy colored effects such as strobing flares, crackles, whistles, glitters, chrysanthemums and more. It’s like an amusement park attraction for the sky, another thriller from Black Cat fireworks.
Speedway Racers is another firework that will bring back fond memories of sitting out in the fan stands cheering on your favorite driver – or maybe childhood recollections of pushing around matchbox cars and dreaming of winning the championship. These fun little firework novelties move around just like real race cars, speeding forward and backward, sometimes even a spin or two! An audible whistle also adds to the super-cool sensory experience. Cool racing stripes, awesome wheels and the lucky #8 decorate the outer shell.